I may be selling Ferraris this summer

"Horkin' Up Dangle Hams" (erob599) 12/22/2015 at 08:19 • Filed to: Good News

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This is not a drill.

Recently started a new job teaching English, and the mother of one of my students works for a luxury dealership group here in Wuhan, China. She asked for my resume, and I have reason to believe that I will be working for said dealership group in the coming summer.

Combine that with the fact that I just got a free electric bike from my coworker (expect glamour shots and hellacious burnout vids in the near future), and this month is shaping up to be pretty, pretty good.

atrombs > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams 12/22/2015 at 08:24

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Expecting awesome pictures.

scoob > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams 12/22/2015 at 08:24

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So...

Employee discounts!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11111111~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wacko > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams 12/22/2015 at 08:32

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You sure she’s not just a cougar looking for her next prey

Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > scoob 12/22/2015 at 08:34

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Yep! If I save up all summer, I bet I could afford a hat at 80% off!

Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > Wacko 12/22/2015 at 08:35

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Why do you say that like it would be a bad thing?!

Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > atrombs 12/22/2015 at 08:38

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I shall give you the best photos my shitty, Chinese potato cam can provide

Wacko > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams 12/22/2015 at 08:49

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i’m not, just showing you your options

here on oppo we look out for each other

Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > Wacko 12/22/2015 at 08:58

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You are a scallop and a gentleclam, thank you very much

Rainbow > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams 12/22/2015 at 10:32

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Tapas > scoob 12/22/2015 at 10:54

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Came here to say this.

I seriously have no problem moving to China to enjoy my Ferrari

Frank Grimes > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams 12/22/2015 at 22:10

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HA not to me you won’t!!! Try all you want but I won’t buy one of those, and it has nothing to do with anything except I can’t afford one.